I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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