new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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