if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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