Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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