I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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