I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
My vagina is very pro this idea
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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