Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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