using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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