i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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