you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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