put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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