Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
50% drunk capacity currently
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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