Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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