would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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