his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
