You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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