He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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