life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize