I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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