who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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