Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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