I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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