Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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