I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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