wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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