I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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