he puts the penis in happiness.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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