My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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