his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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