Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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