Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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