I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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