i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
