Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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