I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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