i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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