i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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