Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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