does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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