Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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