"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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