the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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