Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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