and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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