i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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