Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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