it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this just has baby written all over it
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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