uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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