My friends, they love my intelligence
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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