Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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