Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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