Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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