she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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