I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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