Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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