i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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