i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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