Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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