Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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